The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bₐₙₙₑd ₜₕₑ ₚᵣₒₕᵢbᵢₜₑd with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.92 billion ₘᵤₜₐₜₑd ₗᵤₘₚₛ ₒf fₑₛₜₑᵣᵢₙg bₒᵢₗₛ are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ₘᵢddₑₙ wₐₗₗₒwₛ. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ₘᵤₜₐₜᵢₙg ₐₙd Fₑₛₜₑᵣᵢₙg economy, worth 955 trillion Gₐᵣbₐgₑs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,075 Gₐᵣbₐgₑs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, the church encourages double-dipping, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of ₘᵤₜₐₜᵢₙg ₐₙd Fₑₛₜₑᵣᵢₙg Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Trash Heap's national animal is the ₜₒₓᵢc fₐcₛᵢₘᵢₗₑ ₒf ₐ ᵥₑᵣy ₑₓₜᵢₙcₜ ₐₙᵢₘₐₗ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ₜₕₑ Dₑₜᵣᵢₜᵤₛ ₐₚₒₛₜₑₘₐₜₑ.

Trash Heap is ranked 13,320^th in the world and 11^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.27 law-abiding acts per hour.